Denim Democracy- a
woman’s search for variety. |
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The day that my outlook on the future of skinny jeans
changed was when my friend, Rachel, met me for coffee wearing
a pair of dark wash, high waist, wide leg jeans by Lips.
Normally, I would have shrieked at the very thought of
anyone wearing something non-skinny, non-low-rise, but there
was nothing to knit-pick this time, they looked amazing. “I
had been looking for wide-leg, high-waisted jeans for a
while, but unless you struck gold in a thrift store, they
weren’t readily available. The hunt was on, but no luck.
[Finally] I found the most glorious pair of 70’s-fabulous
wide-legged, super-high-waisted jeans. Surprisingly, they
were new, not vintage. They fit so perfectly, holding in the
belly bulge, accentuating the thinnest part of the waist,
tight on the ass and legs that look like a mile long. Ahh,
perfect!” exclaims the fashion savvy head honcho of her self
started marketing company, Rachel Inc., "They make me feel
like a glamorous, young Farrah Faucet, lounging by the pool
at some disco Boogie Night’s style party, waiting for Burt
Reynolds to bring me a martini". I was green with envy. I
couldn’t remember the last time a pair of jeans made me feel
like that unless I had already thrown back a few martini’s.
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Rachel continued to justify her skinny jean hatred to me, “I
was really not feeling the skinny jeans trend and gave in to
it reluctantly when my friend in the fashion industry told me
that she refused to be seen with me in bootlegs.
I was dying for the next trend. Skinny at the ankles is so
unflattering on the thighs. Then add a low-rise waist?
That’s pretty much putting a bulls-eye on all of your ‘problem
areas.’ Skinny jeans are also totally 80’s, which I can’t say
is the most flattering of decades.”
Clearly she knew her
stuff and made it very obvious that she would not wear
something ugly. With this in mind, the next day, without force
and without a coupon, I marched over to eModa, which proudly
displayed a pair of
Frankie B wide-leg jeans in the window,
found my size on the rack inside, took a deep breath, opened
the dressing room door and took my first step out of skinny
leg jeans and into the unknown.
I’ll admit, after you bash
something for so long, you get the urge to try it. I am a
self-declared high waist/wide leg/colored jean hater. The day
I discovered dark wash skinny leg jeans was the day that I
thought I had found my dream denim and I surrendered. No
longer would I have to ring out the walked on cuffs of my boot
cut jeans from the rain, nor would I have to sloppily cram my
straight legs into my calf hugging knee high boots. Hemming
took about three minutes and I could go from laxed college
lady to Devo dancing diva with just a quick shoe change. The
darker, the skinnier, the better I thought- heck, even my
boyfriend was wearing skinny jeans; but, as the winds of wide
leg, and
colored denim slowly blew into the trend forecast, I knew
that if I was going to stay on top of things, I was going to
have to make some sacrifices.
Wide leg jeans were my first hurdle to conquer if I wanted a
more democratic denim filled closet. While Rachel was my first
inspiration to even attempt to pull off wide legs, I was
pleasantly surprised by the multiplicity of both brands and
styles that they had to offer. While skinny jeans really only
consisted of the stovepipe, cigarette, and slim cuts, the
wonderful world of wide leg jeans offered slim trouser,
sailor, boyfriend, bell-bottom and palazzo cuts, all of which
differed in flare intensity and texture. A quick sweep through
any paparazzi pasted magazine would show that the wide legs
were taking over Hollywood. Stylists around the world were
gushing over them, “The higher-waisted, wide leg trouser is
just so much more classy”, says Britt Bardo, stylist to the
Olsens. As I stepped into the Frankie B’s, with all of these
things running through my head, I couldn’t help but hope that
they would look good, and guess what? On this 5’2” curvy
23-year-old denim diva, they looked so hot, I actually bought
two pair. Now that the biggest obstacle had been cleared
with ease, I feared that conquering the next one would be much
more difficult than anticipated, I approached the colored
denim rack slowly, hoping that I was not just having
beginner’s luck. Completely infatuated with the freedom and
movement of wide legs, going up to the once familiar skinny
and boot cut jean felt like a chore, especially when presented
with their outrageous color schemes. A wash outside the
spectrum of navy blue seemed sacrilegious to me, since
camouflaging my hips and butt wasn’t always the easiest task
and the darker washes tend to do that automatically; but I
couldn’t help thinking about how cute Rachel looked in her
purple jeans, or Ashlee Simpson in her electric blue jeans. If
I could get over my fear of wide legs, I could stand to try
some color. This look took some trial and error, but after a
good hour and some advice from a few stylish customers, I
found that when paired up with a contrasting tee, these babies
instantly transformed me into a hot mama. The trick with
colored jeans is to know what colors work best on you. Not all
of us look good in
Lilac True Religion’s, the Butter jeans didn’t workout for
me personally, but I knew, the moment I tried on the
Crimson’s, I was on the fast track to causing a fire. Hotta
hotta!
Last and certainly the most intimidating of my denim shopping
was facing the dreaded
white denim. From ultra pigment to the lack there of, I
was determined. I’ve wanted to buy a pair of white denim ever
since the Snow White Cropped Kate’s from
True Religion first hit the market. White jeans just
scream out Summer time fun, and I felt like I was being left
in the gloomy past of a miserable winter walking around all
Spring with my black, grey and dark blue jeans. It was time to
break free from the hostage of skinny dark jeans, the future
was looking bright and my pants should be too. Without an
ounce of fear, I grabbed those
white True Religion and showed them who was
boss…unfortunately it was still my hips and butt, but the
bright white demin against the contrasting tank took all the
attention from the problematic areas and disbursed it evenly
throughout my figure. I couldn’t believe my eyes, I was
wearing white jeans and somehow looking slimmer than I did in
my dark wash days. Mind games or not, it was the confidence
that had come over me when I slipped into these jeans that
made them look so good. Have you ever tried on something that
looked so perfect that you had to ask the sales clerk if you
could wear them out? That was me, strutting my bootyliscious
badunkadunk down South Street in my
Snow White True Religion’s.
Like the famous ZZ Top song states, “She’s got legs, she knows
how to use them”, I used mine to walk into a store and expand
my denim collection by trying new styles, colors, cuts and
washes. We all have legs, and if we don’t know how to use
them, we have to put ourselves out there and see what the
options are. If you’re like me and you’ve become asphyxiated
by the limited choices you have with skinny jeans, don’t be
afraid to try something that looked terrible on you two years
ago. The denim industry is constantly evolving and tweaking
little things to make you look better in their jeans. Widen
your spectrum with wide legs, paint your wardrobe with colored
denim and brighten things up with white denim! There’s a whole
new denim world to be discovered, ladies, and you can rest
assured that there is, indeed, life after skinny jeans. |
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