J Lo’s high waist denim makeover
Wednesday, March 28th, 2007Jlo’s always been my girl, since the days of Selena to her stints as a fly girl, we go back. She’s always had an amazing sense of style that no other star could really outdo. She always looks beautiful and well kept, but last weekend, we spotted Jlo hanging out with some fans, signing autographs and tragically wearing the most God-awful high waist, wide leg jeans that anyone could have ever imagined. Ladies, I did predict this happening in a past blog, I was just hoping Jlo wasn’t going to be the victim.

Jlo’s build is a lot like my own- she’s petite with wide hips and an infamous behind. In fact, other than her height being a bit on the shorter side (she’s 5′6″), most American women are built exactly like her, which is why when I saw the pictures of her in Berlin in those jeans, I pushed them to the side and just hoped that something better would come along… AND IT DID!
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Jlo and hubby Marc Anthony returned home from Europe yesterday and made a surprise appearance at TRL in New York City to talk about the trip, the new single and update fans as to what is going on with their life. I nearly fell off my chair when I saw Jlo rocking a pair of dark wash, skinny high waist denim- she was flawless, it looked like she had lost about 20 pounds over the Atlantic Ocean!
As a woman obsessed with denim, I felt like it was my mission for the high waist loving readers to do a simple analysis as to why the dark wash high waist jeans were so much more flattering for her than the grey wide legs that she unfortunately wore in Berlin, so that you don’t make the same mistake as Jlo.
If you are on the shorter side, you must stay away from wide leg jeans! I’m serious. I was in Chicago over the weekend and visited some of the hottest denim stores in the city, none of which really sold wide leg, in fact, Chicago seems to sell the skinniest bootleg jeans I’ve ever encountered, some along the lines of a 6″ leg opening! Needing to bring home a piece of the city in the form of fashion, I choose the skinniest cropped pair of jeans I could find (I’m short, so crops fit my inseam perfectly). They weren’t high waist however, because I didn’t see a pair that was very cute in the high waist section. I just wanted to try the skinniest of skinny jeans, but as soon as I got them on, suddenly the 9% sales tax and $XXX.XX price tag vaporized and I was in denim heaven. Imagine denim that made you look like a fox upon zipping up the fly- that’s what happened to me and to Jlo, we found our match. The insane 4″ leg opening made my legs look inches longer, it was incredible. I highly recommend skinny jeans to all of my petite readers. While I wound up maxing out my credit card in just one sitting, Jlo rocked the dark wash skinny high waist jeans like the diva that she is on TRL and I think we should all applaud her.
Another reason the grey ones weren’t working on her was because they had some kind of decorative element right on the pinnacle width of her hips, which is a definite no no when it comes to ladies with curves, especially shorter ladies. You want to avoid bringing added attention to the widest area of your body, the high waisted jeans counter act this by accentuating her tiny waist and drawing 2 symmetrical lines which both flatten her tummy and elongate her torso. She goes even a step further with the tight fitting vest and high heeled shoes. I’d have to say this is the best comeback Jlo has ever made, all within 2 days timing!












