It was truely star central last night at the Metropolitan’s Costume Institute Gala!
Dozen of celebs arrived to show their support for the museum, to show themselves off and to, more importantly, celebrate the infamous fashion designer, Paul Poiret, named the “King of Fashion” when his pioneering designs freed women from the dreaded corset. We thought that some of them took the “costume” thing a little too seriously.
Surely as you look over the extensive pictures and my exclusive commentary, I’m sure you’ll see that there is something for everybody!
I’ve decided to do this in two installments to keep you interested. Trust me, if you think some of this is bad, just wait for what I have for you tomorrow!

Amanda Peet leads the pack of fashion dolls attached to the 80’s look. Personally I like it, and it looks like that guy in the back is digging it as well.

Muy Bonita! America Ferrera looks fantastic and super slim. The hair is a little “White House” for me, but I’ll take it!

Anna Wintour is a diva regardless of what she’s wearing but the Snakes on a Michael Jackson look is a little.. risky?

Ashley Olsen and Christian Louboutin look great here, I love the dress, I love how she brought him as her date, no complaints!

Brooke Shields is looking retirement style formal here, perhaps she was trying to dress as if Poiret never existed?

Cameron Diaz looks like a princess here, I love the clashing colors reminiscent of a currently running Visa commercial. Cam totally celebrated the Poiret style!

While this beautiful golden flapper inspired dress might have been the star of the show, Cate Blanchett was too busy dressing up as the blonde version of the Bride of Frankenstein to realize that it was a costume gala, not a costume party!

This green tube dress looks stunning with Chloe Sevigny’s pigmentation and eyes, however, it obviously took her a few beers to figure that out.

Chris Klein is always looking like a dapper-dan even when he’s just lounging out in sweatpants. Clearly he looks like a prince in this suit, however, I think Ginnifer Goodwin’s dress is a little too big for her tiny little figure as well as a little too bold for her skin. I do love her usage of accessories and love love love that clutch!

Oh Ed Burns and Christie Turlington, these are the two you don’t want to be standing next to if you are having even the slightest of bad days! These two look super fabulous, I love the turquoise incandescent dress and Ed is always looking hotta hotta!

Look how cute Christina Ricci looks! This was a total shocker at the gala, she looks fantastic! We do want to mention that she is such a Penelope Cruz bang style tapper!

Claire Danes, I love your dress, I do not know why. I have to give mad props to Miss Danes for going for something unconventional and yet still staying classy. She’s truely appreciative of Poiret’s contribution to fashion.

I love Debra Messing to death, I think she’s absolutely gorgeous and classically styled, but not last night. Instead of being cool, calm, Debra Messing, the diva, it looks like a disco ball made a messing on her dress. Hey, maybe she was hanging out with that guy in the back of Amanda Peet’s pic…

Clearly Ellen Pompeo takes the cake for best dressed. She looks stunning, the dress, the hair, the perfect application of makeup, you better give your stylist a raise!

Eva Mendez in a pocketed silver tea length silver belted dress with Michael Kors; this is my dream couple. I love Michael, he looks great and Eva needs no words when it comes to her ultra cool style. I think I’m going to frame this picture and put it on my desk.

For Gisele, I’m not really impressed. I think this dress looks a little dated, the whole black and white 80’s business look isn’t working for me. I’m definitely not digging the space suit/dominatrix straps, its actually kind of creepy.

I love Iman and David Bowie, they are probably the most stylish couple in the public eye and I absolutely adore how Iman wore a pant suit! What a great way to celebrate a womans freedom to wear what she wishes!

I’m not so keen about Jennifer Garner’s fabric choice, its very devil/mermaid/vixen-ish, but I must say she is in great shape and the color does work for her!

Jennifer Connolly and Paul Bettany look great as a married couple for one, and secondly Jennifer’s dress, purse and jewelry are very elegant, tasteful and modern, I love it.

My favorite of all the Jennifer’s, Jennifer Hudson, of course, looks amazing. Everytime I see a new picture of this diva, I can’t help but be jealous of her voluptous figure and incredible smile. This girl is going places!

What’s up fake and bake Simpson, I mean, Jessica. I’m not really digging Jessica’s washed out brown tresses, nor am I even remotely fond of the dress with the spray on tan detailing. Seriously, how does she get to go home with John Mayer?

Jlo, my girl, I love that hair-do! Both Jlo and Marc Anthony look totally hotta hotta here. I love the metallic on her and he look straight up sexy. They win hottest couple in my book, for sure.

John Mayer, man of my dreams, arrived with that infamous “just got out of bed” hair style and Roberta Armani on his arm. She looks completely fab but apparently not fake tan and exposed breasted enough for John’s taste. He brought Roberta and left with Jessica Simpson.(ew)

LONG LIVE THE FOREHEAD BAND! Ever since I wrote that post, people have been giving me “the looks” but all hail Juliette Lewis for rocking the forehead band with style and grace. The dress is a little Greek for me, but I love the color and admire her great taste!

Karolina Kurkova looks great here, but I neglected to post the picture of her looking like a bag lady before she took off the God awful shall and fur wrap. We’ll just leave it at this. She looks nice (now).

Kate Bosworth looks has the cutest dress at the show, I love the layers at the bottom, the champainge color and those to-die-for shoes. The only thing missing is a good shampoo, this ‘do is totally cramping her style and making her look dirty.

Is it just me or does Kate Moss look a little upset here? I don’t know why, she looks fantastic! I love the dress, the minimal makeup, the pulled back hair, the diamond earings, that signature cocaine smile, no need to cry Kate!

Kelly Ripa and Mark Consuelos look delicious together! Well, it’s probably just Mark looking delicious, but Kelly looks pretty good herself. The dress is a little too 90’s “mauve” for me, but it definitely looks good on her, wouldn’t you agree?