This year’s BET Awards was a night to remember; between the overwhelming amount of love for the big girls in the first 5 minutes to the triumphant Beyonce performance, the night was packed with energy and exhilaration. Everyone was dressed rather appropriately for the night but as with every awards show, there are always a few who just stick out, either for looking terrific or horrific. In the words of En Vouge, “And now its time for the break down”..

Clearly, the most talked about celebrity at last night’s gala was Beyonce and her space-age Dolce & Gabbana dress. Quite frankly, I love B, I also love her in metallics, but the stainless steel angel food cake pan around her waist has GOT TO GO. The dress itself is a little much for me, however, the Egyptian meets Martian look is indeed an interesting new style that I feel will slowly emerge on the runways.

Rhianna- so beautiful! All this fuss over her cutting her hair and telling Jay-Z to relax had me worried that the girl was going to go through some sort of Kelly Clarkson meltdown, but she pulled through and is my pick for Best Dressed last night!
Miss Hudson, true story, I had to look up who this was because she looks like she lost SO MUCH WEIGHT that I couldn’t even recognize her. Home girl is looking fly. I was pleasantly surprised to see that the only thing shimmering on her was her award, no sequined shall, thank heavens! I hope she took our advice and fired that stylist of hers.
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How serious does 50 Cent look? I like it though, it looks like he grew up ALOT, all schnazzed up in that baby blue blazer, 50 was nothing short of looking of hotta hotta! I love this look on him, very Godfather-like. 50- call me.
So it looks like Flava-flav got a style tap on 50 Cent and mimicked the baby blue blazer in his own fashion, which is all right with me. How can anyone hate Flav? Two good things about him, he never changed and you can always recognize him; he’s had that same over sized clock necklace look going on for about 20 years now, that deserves some credit. Flav- call me.
There’s always one who has to goof off at an awards show, THANKS CHRIS BROWN. I like the whole nerd look but this is too much, that man is too fine to be dressing like a maniac. I think he should “Run It” all the way back home and puts something sexy on!

Bow wow, c’mon man, the whole look you’re sporting is just old news. White tee, baseball hat, jeans, BIG SUNGLASSES, I know you are young and impressionable, but unless you’ve been watching re-runs of MTV Jams from 2000, there’s no excuse for this look. Nope.

Aw, it’s Jordin Sparks looking super cute in this tan dress, I love this color on her, the cut is very flattering to her figure and the style as a whole is very age appropriate! This girl is going places and hopefully her stylist is coming with her!

Lil Kim.. hm. This is definitely a look we don’t often see her in, however, that possessed gotta-go-gotta-go-gotta-go-right-now look is truly frightful. I really don’t even want to look at this picture anymore, SHE’S BURNING MY CORNEAS!

WHAT IN GOD’S NAME was Patty LaBelle thinking when she put on this golden tent of a dress!? I want to put her on top of my Christmas tree this winter. I think that it is safe to say that Patty LaBelle is looking like the Liberty Bell here. Ugh!
Alicia Keys, or the ghost there of? What’s up with this drab dress, I LOVE Alicia Keys and this is killing it for me. There has to be some excuse for this retirement-home-colored dress, there just has to be! THIS JUST IN: It’s a Michael Kors dress?!!!!? I’m heartbroken…truly, madly and deeply.

Last, and more than likely least, is Michelle Williams, my favorite diva from Destiny’s Child. Now, the dress, besides looking like a re-hemmed bridesmaid dress, isn’t that bad. I’m actually quite fond of the color on her skin tone, but where’s the rest of her?! Michelle is clearly on the soul train to some sort of eating disorder, as seen by those skinny starved Nicole/Lindsay/Rachel-Zoe-Clenbuteral-popping arms of hers. Michelle, if you are reading, I want you to know that you are very special, and my favorite of all the children of destiny. Seeing you this skinny is a damn shame, sista’s gotta have some back. Knowing this, I’ve personally arranged three Philly cheese steaks down here on South Street to have YOUR name on them written in the finest Grade A ketchup. Please, come down here and eat them with me. Love, Taryn.