“NOOOOOOOOO…..!!! The jeans don’t fit!”

“Honey, they look perfect…”

“You’re the boyfriend. You are ‘supposed’ to say that. Look at that gap at the back. I’m going to look like I have a hunch on my ass.”

Maybe it’s not so bad. May be you could cover it up with a long enough t-shirt. May be a gap in the waistband would be the next fashion trend….in 2090! Don’t listen to your patronizing girlfriends or I’ll-just-stay-out-of-trouble boyfriends ladies! Your jeans have to fit your waist exactly, your crotch shouldn’t have any lines, your thighs shouldn’t look like they’re going to pop out at the hips and your butt…(cough) touchy topic! We are all different women, we all have different bodies and we all want perfectly fit jeans. And jeans, well jeans are made in a machine…

Truth of the matter is, jeans are not made for the I’ve-been-cut-out-of-rock models or celebrities with $1000/hour charging personal trainers. There is a pair of jeans for every girl out there. Yes, you knew I was going to say that. I’m going to say it again. There is a pair of jeans for every girl out there…in every brand. It’s just a matter of choosing.

Splendidly big-butted Kim Kardashian named Siwy Jeans as her favorite brand in her blog because they guarantee perfect fit and are incredibly stylish.

There are several different variations in each size that is the secret to choosing your jeans. And these sizes sometimes differ by brand, sometimes by material and make. Now don’t run down to the store, rummage every pair available and camp out in the trial room. You can still buy your jeans online and not yell ‘fowl’ when you receive them. There is a fit guide in the eModa store which is pretty much comprehensive and more often than not ‘nails it’.